![]() We’ve gone from the Electric Slide, which involved moving your entire body and using your hands, to the YMCA, which involved moving your hands in relatively fast motion in specific shapes, to the Macarena, which involved moving your hands in a series of weird poses that I still haven’t memorized, to the Cha Cha Slide, which involved sliding, hopping, turning, stomping, criss-crossing, and clapping, to “the motorcycle”, which involves twisting your hands. I can think of no better example of the devolution of the art of dance than this. ![]() ![]() ![]() It’s called “the motorcycle”, and it consists of twisting your wrists in a snapping motion, as though you’re revving up an invisible bike. Most of his fame could be attributed to Diddy’s money, but he also helped popularize a dance that still makes the rounds. He’s not the worst rapper I’ve ever heard, unfortunately. He’d call it “the Just Joc-ing” and wait for you to clap. If he were a ballerina, his best trick would be jumping straight into the air and landing directly on his own face. He wants to sound like a wolf, but he sounds like a puppy sliding on the kitchen tiles, smashing into the cabinets in being too eager to get his meal. Dude thinks his style of singsong fumbling is effective, but he lacks grace, punctuation, and intrigue, to say nothing of word choice. Yung Joc owes everything he has to Diddy because there’s no way Joc would have gotten anywhere on his own merit. Video can’t be loaded: Yung Joc It’s Goin’ Down HQ ()
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